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“Is it difficult to remember the last time you were happy?”

No. I remember you perfectly.

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potionsandfriends:

Why homosexuality should be banned.

THE SARCASM IN THIS IS AMAZING

Watch this. It’s not what you think, lol.

FUCKING asdgldsajgjasdgds WIN

 Will never not reblog. <3

THIS GUY. YES.

Sarcasm: your doing it right.

<333

THIS IS AMAZING.

I need to marry this person.

WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG WHEN IT’S ON MY DASH

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zombiesdoitbetter:

shwerkthedirk:

ithoughtlifewouldbeeasy:

mii-jigoku:

msemilychau:

artemismoon12:

the-night-lights:

iloveyuhtoinfiniteandbeyond:

mariahairam:

Reblog, go to your tumblr, click the picture, and find out who you were in your past life. ;)
That’s fucking creepy.
its weird and so accurate. wow.
Well fuck dude. Everything makes sense now D:
Oh shit.

(via imgTumble)
wow. that kinda explains a lot…


Oh my god. 


::twitching::

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mongolia around the year 1300. Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices. 

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor. 

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.
Your past life diagnosis: 

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Poland around the year 1700. Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds.. 

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man. 

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods. 
Do you remember now?
strange… how would they no that im polish o.o



Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand around the year 1100. Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!
wat


Your past life diagnosis:
 
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central Africa around the year 1675. Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman.
 
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
 
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless.

zombiesdoitbetter:

shwerkthedirk:

ithoughtlifewouldbeeasy:

mii-jigoku:

msemilychau:

artemismoon12:

the-night-lights:

iloveyuhtoinfiniteandbeyond:

mariahairam:

Reblog, go to your tumblr, click the picture, and find out who you were in your past life. ;)

That’s fucking creepy.

its weird and so accurate. wow.

Well fuck dude. Everything makes sense now D:

Oh shit.

(via imgTumble)

wow. that kinda explains a lot…


Oh my god. 

::twitching::

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mongolia around the year 1300. Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Poland around the year 1700. Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds..
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.

Do you remember now?

strange… how would they no that im polish o.o



Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand around the year 1100. Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!


wat

Your past life diagnosis:

 

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central Africa around the year 1675. Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman.

 

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.

 

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless.

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travelingcolors:

Beautiful girl smiling in Djibouti
pusterbosey:

Anthony Asael is one of my favorite photographers.

travelingcolors:

Beautiful girl smiling in Djibouti

pusterbosey:

Anthony Asael is one of my favorite photographers.

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sincerely-mikaela asked: ajdghwkpoge. You unfolloweded me? D:

no way, jose!!

abeautiful-mess:

Live life.

abeautiful-mess:

Live life.

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earthtokasey:

Awwwwwwwwww yeahhhhh

earthtokasey:

Awwwwwwwwww yeahhhhh

:)

viviestar:

blow me a kiss 
or set it on my lips
either way for me it’s eternal bliss

intertwine your fingers within mine
I’ll look into your eyes 
and everything is fine

let the world criticize us if they wish
for me 
that is no anguish 

I want a way out

but, I choose the labyrinth.

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